Santa's Been on a "Regime"
Looks like Santa has been into jogging lately, judging from his svelte figure and his snazzy reflective jogging shoes. I guess he was getting stuck in too many chimneys and decided to slim down for 2007's night of round the world generosity.
(Okay, so this is actually our neighbor Roger - pronounced 'Ro-jay' - trying to open the floo in our chimney. He actually came by to pick up a wheelbarrow full of firewood that Dave offered him for lending us some flour about three weeks ago. He generously offered to take a look at the fireplace and managed to get it open. Too bad we gave him all of our firewood.)