Dear Brad and Angie,

I know you are anxiously awaiting the birth of your "unknown sex" and "unnamed" twins, but I wanted to send you a quick note to put you at ease.

I've got the cell phone with me at all times--yes, even under my pillow at night! As soon as I get your call, I'll be at the hospital to cheer you on. I know there's a little less work required with a scheduled c-section, but still, from personal experience I know it's not painless.

I hope we don't have another mix-up where it turns out you actually already gave birth, like when Shiloh was born. Phoenix is not that far from Namibia, I don't know why you felt like it would be better if I stayed home with my own newborn baby.

By the way, I hope you have the babies in Grasse, because I've already been to that hospital.

bisous,
Stasha